Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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