We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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