he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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