Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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