Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
