To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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