So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My balls are so social today.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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