he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So squirting runs in the family.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
