I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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