is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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