I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was confusing and full of hummus
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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