So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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