Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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