I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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