Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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