We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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