I love black thongs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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