I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
