I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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