Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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