So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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