this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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