Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Shame is for Republicans.
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