People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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