So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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