Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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