we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
