Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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