Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The feeling are messing with the penis
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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