I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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