So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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