She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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