i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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