I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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