I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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