In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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