chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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