is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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