thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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