awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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