just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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