I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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