Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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