Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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