I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
false alarm, still single
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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