We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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