Its about making memories worth repressing
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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