sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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