The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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