OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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